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That was his name in the short story. I don't remember if it was different in On Writing, though.

It was a toss up between not answering and answering, then shouting 'This is mother****ing six' and hanging up, but I felt that might make whoever it was call the police.

Either the room is mentally ill, the door is a thinny, or it's the baby version of the Overlook Hotel.

Just as I finished watching the movie, the phone rang. As in, the same second the credits started rolling.

Cue gaping, hysterical laughter and pointedly not answering it just in case.