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I write like Chuck Palahniuk. Had to look him up. He wrote Fight Club, among other things.

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Never worry about the gray... it's sexy and sophisticated! You look good in both pictures. Your idea of having a shaved head in summer and growing hair in winter would give you the best of both...

Me too! It ranks right up there with the scene from DUMBO when they took him away from his mom, Mrs. Jumbo. :sweat: (That one also really gets to me!)

Back to the topic of the thread... Aren't...

For the past few years I'd been lamenting the loss of handwritten letters-- there's just something special about finding one in your mail. Well, a year ago I reconnected with my earliest childhood...

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Balding man to barber: "What do I do about all the hair falling out of my head?"

Barber: "Buy a good vacuum cleaner."

Badabum-ching!

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Who loves ya, baby?

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I seriously could just watch this man sleep!

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Yul Brynner... one of the sexiest bald men ever to grace the planet. :love2:

Ouch!

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Banana slugs. They can grow up to nine inches long.

Congratulations to the both of you, NN and LTS!

The morality of the issue aside, vet bills are high these days, even for the most routine procedures. Many people who love their animals can't even afford veterinary services. The money these pet...

My dad was actually an optomistic guy but when things didn't turn out quite right or they went badly, he'd always shrug and matter-of-factly say, "Oh, well... you win some and lose a lot!"

What greeting card is unique to a hillbilly?
"Happy Birthday Uncle, Dad!"

Just funnin' , Mr. Pat in the Hat... :a12: Have a terrific birthday!

My uncle was a cook in the army years ago and he went on to be in charge of all the dining facilities at a university. I think your son will have a lot of job possibilities when his enlistment's...

Exactly.

They can spy on me then bottle the results as a cure for insomnia. :24:

Well, his lawsuit does appear to be on the up and up...

You'll have to slap a "Proud Parent of a U.S. Army Soldier" bumper sticker on your jeep! :smile2:

I've also noticed he writes of brain tumors in quite a few of his works, including JOYLAND. Even if a character doesn't actually have a brain tumor, it crosses their mind that they might have one. ...

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