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"HA! HAAAAAAA! I got the knife! Now turn on the goddamn lights!"

Hmm, I can hear it in my head, can't quite put my finger on it. Going to have to think on it.


Wait...The Mask?

"It wasn't me!! It was the one-armed man!!" (cuz I'm too lazy to go back to quote it properly.) :wink:

Ace Ventura?

I got to watch Harry (our pet snake) shed yesterday. He has always done it in the middle of the night before. It was heebie-jeebie worthy and fascinating at the same time.

Then he got to eat,...

I'm going to start calling them chicken-bird sandwiches now. ;-D

We watched it this last weekend. I liked it for the most part. Only thing I didn't really care for was whatever they did to Joseph Gordon-Levitt's face. I think the point was to make him look more...

:laugh: Ahh Frank, you make me laugh. You're awesome.

Everyone please stay aware and safe today.

Sending all manner of good and positive thoughts and prayers to Oklahoma.

Prayers and good wishes going out to Oklahoma from here, too.

I just can't imagine...I am so sick and heartbroken for the kids. They did everything right. Was an absolute monster.

It just...

:laugh: I missed that the second quote was a hint for that line!

Madam's is from Carrie

Blunt's from Needful Things

I'm guessing Flagg in The Stand for the young carpenter line...did anyone get that?

I'm saying lots of prayers here, Todash.

The Langoliers

Keeping them in thoughts and prayers, Todash. You and atom, too.

((((atom's Aunt and Uncle))))

Big tornado on the ground south of Oklahoma City right now...scary pictures on tv!

Be safe out there guys.

It is 44F, feels like 34F, rain and wind at 26 mph here this morning. Only calling for a high of 47 today.

Everyone safe and accounted for in the middle of the country after the weekend's bad...

It's a Chris Farley movie, but I'm not sure which one...Tommy Boy?

:rofl: AWESOME story!!!

Well, you may be in luck! I have a lot of relatives named Jackson! Surely there is a Peter in there somewhere! =D

How 'bout that??

:rofl: I know, I know...you know I love ya!

Ah-hem!!!! That was me being all helpful and stuff, not Flake!!! :saddd:

Foiled by the look alike avatars!! =D :wink:

Whoops!!! :zip::zip: ;-D

Psst, Scott...Marsha doesn't like chocolate!! You're going to take yourself out!! :wink:

PeeEss....doesn't anyone remember that I have a backyard antelope hunting session on the table for a...

Oh, or how about those zippy ties, plastic coated wire twisty things and super glue they use to hold toys in the boxes these days? Sometimes they're even screwed into the boxes! Forget having...