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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?


None. It’s a hardware problem.

See why News Bot was ROFLcoptering?

An old computer joke...

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

News Bot understood. It laughed for exactly...

Of course, it was all about the big, hard disk and putting a floppy into the slot...

Since the Matrix is self aware now, I want to get in good with my coming automaton overlords early. As such, I will now tell News Bot a joke it can understand:
...

CLOSE!!! Another hint...

"They call me Samba Pete...."

No one?

Hmmmm.. I can't give you clappy hands for that Spidey. Only this...

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Bumping this one up... c'mon folks, strain those movie brains!!

I'm b-a-a-a-ck... :-P

The Fugitive. Good movie. So as a lead in from this one...

"It wasn't me!! It was the one-armed man!!" (And NO, it is NOT The Fugitive)

"I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new."

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Yeah, I didn't know that one. I racked my brain for it. Know the movie, but have never seen it.

"That's seven, including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet..."

Also from Dreamcatcher

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If no one answered yet, this is from Dreamcatcher.

I think this is from Shawshank redemption if no one got it yet.

Getting hard to follow this thread...

This is from The Mist

"Who said anything about slicing you up, man? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead."

Fine! :-P

"I'm a dairy farmer from Mississippi."

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It's OK, you're still in the cool kids club.