Stephen King Conspiracies

Hi everyone! Long time no see!

How have you all been?

I'm obviously still alive!

OK: SO HERE IT GOES!!!

I found the most ridiculous things, so hilarious I just had to share!

• Stephen King shot JFK
• Stephen King is on the list of people David Icke followers believe is part of the reptile alien movement to take over the Earth. Yes. Stephen King. Reptile.
  
  http://www.stephenking.com/forums/sh...spiracy-Theory

I know that it's mentioned in the above thread, and might be old hat for some people- but for me-WOW- that was new & very amusing. :-)

Know any others?

Let's try to come up with some really funny ones.

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Originally Posted by A.T.

[*]Stephen King is on the list of people David Icke followers believe is part of the reptile alien movement to take over the Earth. Yes. Stephen King. Reptile.

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Please. Everybody knows that Mr. King is one of the giant spider people. Just wipe off the greasepaint and you'll see.

He spends a lot of time in Sarasota, Sarasota is home of an infamous clown college, Sarasota has a sewer system:eyebrow:...mmm hmmmm, say no more is what I'm sayin':oo:...uhhh, hmm, well you know what I'm sayin':rolleyes:

...He is Bigfoot...end of story...

He is Bachman. He made up that King guy.

He shot John Lennon. *Seriously. :eyebrow:

*That's seriously one of the conspiracy theories out there. :bat:

Anything bad that happens, ANYTHING, my children automatically accuse Stephen King.

They thinks it's really funny to get me riled up.

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Originally Posted by Dana Jean

Anything bad that happens, ANYTHING, my children automatically accuse Stephen King.

They thinks it's really funny to get me riled up.

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Stephen King put them up to it. He likes it when you're riled.

I'm oh-so-much fun when I'm riled. :64:

He is one of the 12 guardians