Has anyone actually met Stephen King?

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Originally Posted by PatInTheHat

...It's quite obvious I've not had the pleasure:down:...

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TMI.

....seems normal...'cept for the extra nostril and the electric socket at the nape of his neck...

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Originally Posted by Moderator

If I'm to believe all the ranting from disgruntled former fans who will never buy another of his books, perhaps I should be more worried about that. :wink2:

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Worry not, MsMod. The many true Constant Readers out weigh the few disgruntled fans. The Ka -Tet is strong.

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Originally Posted by Moderator

If I'm to believe all the ranting from disgruntled former fans who will never buy another of his books, perhaps I should be more worried about that. :wink2:

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...ah hell, just put a moratorium on essays...and all will be unicorns and rainbows again...

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Originally Posted by Moderator

Have worked for him for a little over 24 years. He's a genuinely nice man, good sense of humor, generous, down-to-earth,

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If he's such a nice, generous man how come he's never invited any of us over for dinner? :glare:

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Originally Posted by GNTLGNT

....seems normal...'cept for the extra nostril and the electric socket at the nape of his neck...

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I've seen him. His nape doesn't have a neck. I do like that he puts his legs on one pant at a time like the rest of us, though.

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Originally Posted by blunthead

I've seen him. His nape doesn't have a neck. I do like that he puts his legs on one pant at a time like the rest of us, though.

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You watched him get dressed? :eek2:

Look, I'm not tryna judge, but ... that's weird, m'man.

No, Tim D., that's just you he hasn't asked.

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Originally Posted by Tim D.

If he's such a nice, generous man how come he's never invited any of us over for dinner? :glare:

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Are you willing to bring live chickens?

I think it has something to do with the glasses.. always have..... :oops: