Alabama Standoff

This has been going on through the night into today. Scary.

http://news.yahoo.com/alabama-gunman...182448247.html

...the whole damn freakin' planet has apparently gone flat-azz flippin' stark ravin' gonzo....:down:

Somethin' about a nut with his very own bunker ain't there, and evidently they're sellin' like, hmm, well I don't know about hotcakes, but one man's hotcake is another's jelly donut:oo:.
I think I mean they're poppin' up everywhere like the old backyard bomb shelter fad, so call 'em whatever you want, storm shelters, root cellars, apocalypse apartment, calamity condo, rapture retreat, whatever, but I have a wee sneaky feelin' this ain't gonna be the last time we'll hear about a bonkers bunker buffoon wiggin' the :zip: out, I mean it's in the news and that's what we do when we feel especially silly and not so pretty, so what are the odds?...me, I say fair to midland:glare:.