Coitus

[Sigmund]

Hey, Everybody!

Coitus. Fornication. Congress.

I love words! I *just* wanted to throw out the word "Coitus". Ha! ( BTW- *Just* was a word I picked to create a new thread awhile back.)

Peace.

[Sepia and Dust]

If I highjack this thread, would that be coitus interruptus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus)?

[Tim D.]

Now is that fair, putting up a thread with that title to get people to look then pulling the rug out from underneath them? C'mon, I haven't even finished my morning coffee. :frown:

[blunthead]

My favorite coitus is Mayfield.

[Haunted]

And I REFUSE to think about those numnuts in Congress until after I have had my V-8!

[exzel]

Congress? How about our so-called “leader!“ Everyone needs to read Charles Krauthammer’s piece “Hail Armageddon” in the Washington Post to see how the American people are getting screwed by the guy on top.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer-hail-armageddon/2013/02/28/ca8a32a6-81da-11e2-b99e-6baf4ebe42df_story.html?wprss=rss_opinions

[Moderator]

This isn't the thread for political comments so I will not respond to the post here regarding my disagreement with Krauthammer.

[Autumn Gust]

Congress? How about our so-called “leader!“ Everyone needs to read Charles Krauthammer’s piece “Hail Armageddon” in the Washington Post to see how the American people are getting screwed by the guy on top.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer-hail-armageddon/2013/02/28/ca8a32a6-81da-11e2-b99e-6baf4ebe42df_story.html?wprss=rss_opinions

Man, what a downer! Lighten up, dude!

[atomicinchworm]

Someone didn't have his Wheaties this morning.

I also really like the word coitus, but I never actually get to introduce it into everyday conversation. That makes me kind of sad.

[Moderator]

Was going to say that watching The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon Cooper's use of the word has given me a new appreciation for coitus but that just sounds so wrong on so many levels. ;-D

[Jordan]

One of my favorite pub quiz team names of all time: Coitus Trivialis.

[champ1966]

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[SusanNorton]

Lighten up, Francis!

[Neesy]

Congress? How about our so-called “leader!“ Everyone needs to read Charles Krauthammer’s piece “Hail Armageddon” in the Washington Post to see how the American people are getting screwed by the guy on top.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer-hail-armageddon/2013/02/28/ca8a32a6-81da-11e2-b99e-6baf4ebe42df_story.html?wprss=rss_opinions

The guy on top? I like to be on top myself. It's like that old joke about the blonde in court. The lawyer asked her "Are you sexually active?" and she replied
(wait for it) No - I just lie there :blush:

[blunthead]

Was going to say that watching The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon Cooper's use of the word has given me a new appreciation for coitus but that just sounds so wrong on so many levels. ;-DSounds right to me.

[PatInTheHat]

Congress? How about our so-called “leader!“ Everyone needs to read Charles Krauthammer’s piece “Hail Armageddon” in the Washington Post to see how the American people are getting screwed by the guy on top.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer-hail-armageddon/2013/02/28/ca8a32a6-81da-11e2-b99e-6baf4ebe42df_story.html?wprss=rss_opinions
Ah, a daily dose o' good ol' Koitushammer, now that's one piece of seriously mummified beef jerky who's opinion would be sure to boink up anyone's day...hmm, now why does 'boink up' sound even filthy sexy dirtier and yet somehow not nearly as much fun...probably just me huh:blush:..:eek2:hhhhh gee whiz how horizontal boppin' silly of me, of course, I've obviously just been, yeah, you know it's comin', Koitushammered!...y'all wouldn't hit a asshat wearin' glasses wouldja's:geek:?

[hipmamajen]

I love all this social intercourse on the topic of coitus!

[exzel]

“seriously mummified beef jerky“... Really? Not how I would choose to describe a person with a serious disability. :umm:

[Brian]

;;D
Was going to say that watching The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon Cooper's use of the word has given me a new appreciation for coitus but that just sounds so wrong on so many levels. ;-D

[PatInTheHat]

I dunno, maybe, I take it your tellin' me he has one:dunno:.. hmm, or likely more than one:laugh:.
And I have a few thangs I've taken muchos cheap shots about & over pert near my whole life, and in respect to the thread, so f'n what?
Hey, wanna know what they are, I mean your more than welcome to have at it, trust me I can take it, but then I eat that kinda stuff for breakfast and wash it down with the souls of the innocent & feeble minded;;D...can't say I much care to know what that pickled punk Koitalbummer chows down on:eek2:.

[Sepia and Dust]

Hey, does anybody know a four-letter word for intercourse (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/intercourse)?

"talk"

[FlakeNoir]

Hey, does anybody know a four-letter word for intercourse (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/intercourse)?

"talk"

:laugh: Very good!

[Autumn Gust]

Hey, does anybody know a four-letter word for intercourse (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/intercourse)?

"LOVE" -- if it's with the right person. :love2:SIGH...

"talk"

[GNTLGNT]

...I always make sure I put on a warm coitus before I go out in the Winter...

[GNTLGNT]

Hey, does anybody know a four-letter word for intercourse (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/intercourse)?

"talk"

...it's six letters if you're married...p--l-e-a-s-e.......

[MadamMack]

Was going to say that watching The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon Cooper's use of the word has given me a new appreciation for coitus but that just sounds so wrong on so many levels. ;-D

Because I love that show and Sheldon . . .I am really . . .

:rofl:

[jacobtlong]

Huh, huh huh. You said "coitus." So... uh, does this mean we're gonna score?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbxlqGXQeEM

[nate_watkins]

Hey, does anybody know a four-letter word for intercourse (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/intercourse)?

"talk"

You talkin' 'bout the town in Pennsylvania?

[Sigmund]

Congress? How about our so-called “leader!“ Everyone needs to read Charles Krauthammer’s piece “Hail Armageddon” in the Washington Post to see how the American people are getting screwed by the guy on top.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer-hail-armageddon/2013/02/28/ca8a32a6-81da-11e2-b99e-6baf4ebe42df_story.html?wprss=rss_opinions


Hi, Sir!

I was going for a ...theme. :oo:

con·gress (khttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/obreve.gifnghttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifgrhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ibreve.gifs)n.1. A formal assembly of representatives, as of various nations, to discuss problems.
2. The national legislative body of a nation, especially a republic.
3. Congressa. The national legislative body of the United States, consisting of the Senate and the House of Representatives.
b. The two-year session of this legislature between elections of the House of Representatives.

4. a. The act of coming together or meeting.
b. A single meeting, as of a political party or other group.

5. Sexual intercourse.




Piece. Errr *blushing*


Peace.

[not_nadine]

This? Have never seen the show.

eww. I guess it was funny at the time :oh:


http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4977266712052160&pid=15.1

[dregj]

noel coward used to call it "wearing love in a mad jazz pattern"

[tenngolfer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_of_connectors_and_fasteners


Depending on the need and circumstance, it may be best to screw tightly or insert completely.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/PV_connectors_01_Pengo.jpg/800px-PV_connectors_01_Pengo.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/PV_connectors_01_Pengo.jpg)

[kingricefan]

Was going to say that watching The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon Cooper's use of the word has given me a new appreciation for coitus but that just sounds so wrong on so many levels. ;-D

Watched a re-run of BBT yesterday- Sheldon said 'coitus'!!!! Love it!!

[Sigmund]

Hi!

Am I the first member to have Ms. Mod. Mr Jordan and Mr. Brian to post on a thread? :cool2:

If not...~~~ Never mind. :love:

Peace.

[hossenpepper]

Hi!

Am I the first member to have Ms. Mod. Mr Jordan and Mr. Brian to post on a thread? :cool2:

If not...~~~ Never mind. :love:

Peace.

Odd this thread title would catch their attention...

[Moderator]

I have to read them--that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it. :tongue2:

[Lily Sawyer]

This? Have never seen the show.

eww. I guess it was funny at the time :oh:


http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4977266712052160&pid=15.1

I never watched it until last year when I was really ill. It became my go-to laugh for the day because I needed to laugh in a big way. I had just enough energy at the end of the day to lay down on the living room floor with blankets and a pillow and watch re-runs in between the news and primetime.

It is one of the most, if not *the* most, clever shows ever produced. Even the episode titles are hilarious.

[Moderator]

We were late for the party, too, but now watch it regularly after getting caught up on all the reruns. It's one of very few shows that episodes are still funny after watching more than once.

[hossenpepper]

I have to read them--that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it. :tongue2:

Uh huh... right.

Don't you Mainers spend a lot of time indoors?

[Moderator]

Yes, but we've learned how to diversify our time. There can be too much of a good thing or a bad thing, for that matter, depending upon the company you keep. ;-)

[Bev Vincent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzoFZN9jPms

[Sigmund]

Hi!

Love many are tuning to The Big Bang Theory. Yay!

I noticed something about Sheldon and mentioned it to a friend/ SKMB member. When I pointed it out... he has never forgiven me. :laugh: Now he is distracted by it.

Sheldon's fingers. Both hands, from first knuckle to the tips of his fingers are red/blue/discolored. In the show, they are rarely displayed, if at all possible.

BUT, once it has been mentioned, you will notice.

Peace.

[Sigmund]

BTW- Amy Farrah Fowler...would like some.

COITUS.

Ha!

[Lily Sawyer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzoFZN9jPms

I love the very end of this! Sheldon................nah.....I won't spoil it. Go watch for yourselves.

[blunthead]

Hi!

Love many are tuning to The Big Bang Theory. Yay!

I noticed something about Sheldon and mentioned it to a friend/ SKMB member. When I pointed it out... he has never forgiven me. :laugh: Now he is distracted by it.

Sheldon's fingers. Both hands, from first knuckle to the tips of his fingers are red/blue/discolored. In the show, they are rarely displayed, if at all possible.

BUT, once it has been mentioned, you will notice.

Peace.
He's alien.

[Bev Vincent]

Notice, too, that "Leonard" only comes on for one bit in the middle.

[tenngolfer]

Hi!

Love many are tuning to The Big Bang Theory. Yay!

I noticed something about Sheldon and mentioned it to a friend/ SKMB member. When I pointed it out... he has never forgiven me. :laugh: Now he is distracted by it.

Sheldon's fingers. Both hands, from first knuckle to the tips of his fingers are red/blue/discolored. In the show, they are rarely displayed, if at all possible.

BUT, once it has been mentioned, you will notice.

Peace.

I have had this pointed out once before, not a distraction for me.

[Out of Order]

Did anyone see last night's episode?

The very last lines by Sheldon questioning Penny's dog toy?

[tenngolfer]

Did anyone see last night's episode?

The very last lines by Sheldon questioning Penny's dog toy?

You mean the battery operated toy?

[Out of Order]

You mean the battery operated toy?

Yes!

One of the funniest bits I have seen on that show. Showing the innocence that is Sheldon at times and the way Penny bolted from the room had us all in stitches for a long while.

[blunthead]

Okay, I'm gonna have to give this a try. The TV show, too.

[Out of Order]

Okay, I'm gonna have to give this a try. The TV show, too.

Penny...:love2:

[Autumn Gust]

How many remember that bizarre Quiznos commercial with the guy who had been raised by wolves? It was controversial at the time. That guy was actor Jim Parsons-- Sheldon Cooper! Check him out on Youtube. I'm too technologically ignorant to import the clip here.:umm: Sorry!

[Moderator]

Don't think I ever saw the "R" night time one on TV! O_O


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCqf_oZneM

[Lily Sawyer]

Okay, I'm gonna have to give this a try. The TV show, too.

Do yourself a favor and watch in chronological order. The story lines just get better as you go along.

[blunthead]

Do yourself a favor and watch in chronological order. The story lines just get better as you go along.How do I watch in chronological order? I'm non-chronological by nature, is all.

[Lily Sawyer]

I'm non-chronological by nature, is all.

You might be, but I'm guessing it will drive you *crazy* when previous events are referenced in later episodes.
Start with Season 1, Episode 1. And continue from there.
Netflix.
I'm just sayin'.

[Out of Order]

You might be, but I'm guessing it will drive you *crazy* when previous events are referenced in later episodes.
Start with Season 1, Episode 1. And continue from there.
Netflix.
I'm just sayin'.


:y::y:


TBS has been doing a fairly good job of running them in order as well so you could keep a lookout there for the restart of the repeats for Season 1 etc.........

[blunthead]

You might be, but I'm guessing it will drive you *crazy* when previous events are referenced in later episodes.
Start with Season 1, Episode 1. And continue from there.
Netflix.
I'm just sayin'.Oic, Netflix, ok. See how non-chronological I am?

[Autumnlyn]

There is so much great slang for 'coitus" like: Bumping Uglies, the Beast with Two Backs, Horizontal Mambo, Takin' ole One Eye to the Optometrist...I could go on all day :)

[not_nadine]

I am pretty sure Sai King used all of those terms in novels at one point or another! :wink2:

[GNTLGNT]

I could go on all day

...wish I could....:down:

[champ1966]

...wish I could....:down:

Damn you Sting

[blunthead]

There is so much great slang for 'coitus" like: Bumping Uglies, the Beast with Two Backs, Horizontal Mambo, Takin' ole One Eye to the Optometrist...I could go on all day :)My kinda woman.

[FlakeNoir]

:67:

Oh my, my! Look where this thread is headed. :oo: :biggrin2:

[not_nadine]

Sigs knows how to start a thread.

[Tim D.]

Sigs knows how to start a thread.

Anyone can start a thread but stamina is what counts.

[Agincourt Concierge]

There are lots of fun "c" words along the lines of coitus .... :biggrin2:

Concierge ....

Chris ......

Cocktail ....


yeah see .... you naughty folks were thinking I was going to say something else .....


I know how you are ......

[tenngolfer]

There are lots of fun "c" words along the lines of coitus .... :biggrin2:

Concierge ....

Chris ......


Cocktail ....


yeah see .... you naughty folks were thinking I was going to say something else .....


I know how you are ......

There are also many F words:

Fun

Friend

Flutter (as in heart flutter)

[if-so-Grrl]

There are also many F words:

Fun

Friend

Flutter (as in heart flutter)

Also Fabulous!