Boogers!

[Sigmund]

Hi, Everybody!

Let's talk boogers. :smile2:

How many times have you been talking to someone and they have a booger hanging from their nose?

What do you do or say? Have mercy!

OMG! There were times when I was going about my business, talking to co-workers, clients, and strangers.

Later, I would take my compact out to check my make-up....(I have oily skin. I like to blot. Ha!) and there IT was!!!!! A booger hanging from my nose! :oo: How long was that booger there? How many people did I interact with that saw that BOOOGER????? And didn't say a thing! :blush:

What would YOU do if you were talking to someone, anyone, that had a big, giant, nasty azz booger hanging from their nose?

:laugh:

Peace.

[fushingfeef]

haha, Sig! Boogers are the elephant in the room, aren't they?
My usual line is to tell someone either "You need to blow your nose" or "You have something on your nose" and I make a brushing motion on my own nose so they get the idea. Naturally I don't make a big deal of it--I wouldn't want anyone else to.

[PatInTheHat]

I seem to remember gettin' into some trouble talkin' boogers around here, hmm, perhaps'not:biggrin2:.

Well what ya do is, ya point your boniest pointy finger right at said glistening glob o' gorge rising semi-solid goo, and loudly & excitedly exclaim in your very bestest comin' on down the Price Is Right voice:
"Oh Oh Oh Pic-A-Winner Pic-A-Winner:y:!!!!!
Yeah, yeah I guess I am pretty swell pal to have around sometimes:rolleyes:

[blunthead]

Let's talk boogers. :smile2:...I would take my compact out to check my make-up...and there IT was!!!!! A booger hanging from my nose! :oo:...This is one of the reasons I avoid mirrors. This and the dark shape.

[Evil Queen]

That has happened to me--I'm talking to someone and they have something right there, or maybe a little to the side...I don't say anything. I feel so awkward! I don't want to embarrass that person, it's almost always a guy and I don't want to make them feel ridiculous. What IS the right thing to do? Say or don't say? If it was me, I'd want someone to maybe kind of say 'ahem' and do a slight nose rubbing or something to let me know. I wouldn't want to walk around all day like that! :eek2: I always tell my husband to 'Clean your nose, that looks disgusting!' or he'll turn to me before he goes in the bank or somewhere and ask if everything looks clean..ha!ha!..he's so funny!

[Ebdim9th]

I have allergies to dust ya know, or maybe you don't, so this is more often an issue of tissue with me than the average bear.... checkout lines, the bank, school, you name it,there I am ofttimes left standing, or sitting (looking with chagrin into the rear-view mirror), in the province of the freshly-picked nose-jewel... crikey...

[Sepia and Dust]

I just say, "Hey, you've got a hanger."

Sometimes I say it, even when they don't....

[blunthead]

I just say, "Hey, you've got a hanger."

Sometimes I say it, even when they don't....:laugh:

On the same note, once I was in a hurry going to school, shaved, ran out the door, spent hours in classes, had lunch with the Anatomy teacher, picking his brain, got home, looked in the mirror and there was a huge piece of toilet paper still stuck to my neck where I'd nicked myself that morning.

[Sepia and Dust]

:laugh:

On the same note, once I was in a hurry going to school, shaved, ran out the door, spent hours in classes, had lunch with the Anatomy teacher, picking his brain, got home, looked in the mirror and there was a huge piece of toilet paper still stuck to my neck where I'd nicked myself that morning.

I've stopped the oldest boy from going to school that way twice this month already. ;)

[blunthead]

I've stopped the oldest boy from going to school that way twice this month already. ;)And you might be forced to let him find out the hard way like my parents did one day. Which obviously hadn't worked by the time I was in college.

[Sepia and Dust]

And you might be forced to let him find out the hard way like my parents did one day. Which obviously hadn't worked by the time I was in college.

Hmmm, might work. I let him go to school once when he accidentally put on his mama's Rainbow Brite t-shirt.... At least now, he turns on the light to get dressed.

[Ebdim9th]

I once had a tear in my shirt i wasn't aware of by the pocket, woo hoo, showing to much skin there, for me anyway.... at least it didn't happen at the same time as a nostril malfunction...

[Sigmund]

:rofl:

Thank you, everybody!

I usually have a compact and tissues in my pocket so I'll habd the person the open compact and a tissue and turn away.

PLEASE!!!!! Tell me if I have a hangar! I don't want to go about my day with something hanging out of my nose. Tell me.


I just say, "Hey, you've got a hanger."

Sometimes I say it, even when they don't....

:rofl::rofl: Sepia and Dust! That was so not right!

Now, what to do when you are talking to someone and they have a nose whistle? :oo:

Peace.

[Sepia and Dust]

Now, what to do when you are talking to someone and they have a nose whistle?


I assume that they know they're nose-whistling but can't help it.

Ever see somebody with a big ole green one on their shirtsleeve?

[blunthead]

:rofl:

Thank you, everybody!

I usually have a compact and tissues in my pocket so I'll habd the person the open compact and a tissue and turn away.

PLEASE!!!!! Tell me if I have a hangar! I don't want to go about my day with something hanging out of my nose. Tell me.



:rofl::rofl: Sepia and Dust! That was so not right!

Now, what to do when you are talking to someone and they have a nose whistle? :oo:

Peace.
Will it be okay if I don't tell you but tell everybody else I know? That's just a little different. As for nose whistles, if you're bored you can think of lyrics. No that's right, that's the other end.

[Moderator]

What's worse is catching someone (especially if an adult) putting it in their mouth and swallowing it. :barf:

[Sepia and Dust]

What's worse is catching someone (especially if an adult) putting it in their mouth and swallowing it. :barf:

Girl, you did not!

[Ebdim9th]

Nose whistles just have to be borne with patience I guess Sigs...

[blunthead]

What's worse is catching someone (especially if an adult) putting it in their mouth and swallowing it. :barf:
That's exactly why I can't watch Caddyshack!

[Moderator]

Girl, you did not!

Damn right I did not do that--the booger eating :biggrin2:--but my first (ex) husband did. Again :barf:

[Sepia and Dust]

Damn right I did not do that--the booger eating :biggrin2:--but my first (ex) husband did. Again :barf:

There are no words.... Stephen King could not find words to express....

Dear God.

:barf:

[Ebdim9th]

Ms. Mod, my step-brother, well, sadly former due to divorce, once saw this beautiful blonde pass him in a convertible on the highway, and then right up into her nose went her finger! I don't remember him saying what she did with it, but still...

[GNTLGNT]

....I was first chair nose-whistle in the high school band.....as far as when the Boogie Woogie Booger Boy comes a'peekin' out yer snot locker?...here in Ohiya, we say "Thanks!" and then lay a finger on the opposite nostril, press down and then snort the offending bit of dried mucous/rhinolith into the free air...