You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[GNTLGNT]

...all apology(and a big ole "shucky-darns")to the estimable Mr. Foxworthy...but shall we-for fun, make fun of ourselves???....allow me-the resident idiot to begin...

"You might be a SK fan if you named yer first child Randall Forest, Rick Fagan, Ruth Felicity etc...and got them a lovable plush crow to teeth on..."

[Mary19]

Ooohh, good idea for a lighthearted thread!! Too much pressure to write after you Gnt but here it goes..You might be a SK fan if you won't let your daughter go to prom for fear of buckets of blood! Lame I know but it will make others feel good about themselves when they Write something better.

[J.T. Adams]

You might be an SK fan if you did what I did. (see my dog) say sorry...

[champ1966]

You might be a SK fan if you have 19 children called Carrie,Charlie,Christine,Jake,Roland,Cuthbert,Susa n,Bill,Ben,Richie,Eddie,Bev,Mike,Stan,Henry,Belch, Danny,Jack and Peter respectively

[tmac61]

You might be a SK fan if you insist everyone call you Roland, and your name isn't Roland.

[king family fan]

You might be a SK fan if you have several books but all are by SK.

[mstay]

You might be a SK fan if you always think you might see dead bodies in the bushes by the side of the road and the dumpsters.

[staropeace]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you call him UNCLE. You may be a fan if you eat glop cause he likes it. You will definately be a fan if you feel his personal assistant is the best thing in the world since sliced bread.

[Autumn Gust]

You might be a SK fan when, every time you encounter a strange or somewhat suspicious situation, you tell whoever you are with, "This is like something from a Stephen King novel." (My family is so sick of this phrase!)

[Moderator]

if you feel his personal assistant is the best thing in the world since sliced bread


:blush::love:

[nate_watkins]

You might be a Stephen King fan when you get funny looks from people because you say things like: Mayhap, Thankee Sai, and Long Days and Pleasant Nights.

[Shasta]

If you have a giant tattoo of the DT on your arm......:blush:

Or if you hand SK books to everyone who ever tells you they can read.....

[91rewoT]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you have a charm bracelet with a turtle, a rose, and the letters KA instead of things about your kids...

[AnnaMarie]

You might be an SK fan if you repeatedly walk back and forth through a door (or a gate like I did) hoping to end up in mid-world.

[not_nadine]

You might be a SK fan if you break out in Calla speak to strangers. You might also be a SK fan if you randomly yell out "TAK" when upset.

[kingricefan]

....if the number 19 makes you queasy........

[muskrat]

...if your house it lit by arc-sodium lights and you pee yer pants everytime you see a woodchuck run over by a Plymouth Fury.

[mjs9153]

You may be a SK fan if you pretend you are the Lawnmower Man,while mowing your lawn..if you refer to your black porcelain commode as "The Dark Tower"..your dog is named Oy,your cat is named Jake,and you proudly claim to all who will listen that your mode of transport is "The Silver Bullet" when in reality it is an old monte carlo****box of undeterminate color..

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.5004479490163491&pid=15.1

[GNTLGNT]

....you've ever pulled in the CVS driv-thru and asked if your "Astin" prescription is ready for pick up....

[king family fan]

You think you have the killer flu. Definitely feels like it could be Captian trips.

[Spideyman]

You might be a SK fan when you make yourself a tooter-fish popkin for lunch. You might be a SK fan is you log onto the SKMB before your morning cup of coffee to see the latest SK news.

[cat in a bag]

You might be a SK fan if when your husband calls from work to say he found a nest of mice, and one crawled on his hand, instead of freaking out about nasty ole mice, you say "You found Mr. Jingles!!"

[Out of Order]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you refresh your page every five minutes (or more) to see how Jake is doing with his tree.

[fushingfeef]

You might be a SK fan if...
You named your dog Cujo.
You call your car Christine.
You name your kids Joe, Naomi and Owen.

[king family fan]

You might be a fan if your cat is evil today and is named church.Not sure what has gotten into him today.

[Shasta]

You might be annoying if you point out that it should be:

You might be AN SK fan.....

not

You might be A SK fan......

Sorry. I know I'm annoying. I know it. But I love you all! :down:

[KJ Norrbotten]

You might be an SK fan if you think cemetery is spelled sematary, hypothetically speaking of course.

[champ1966]

You might be an SK fan if you have burrittos for breakfast,lunch and dinner

[JellybeanJay]

"An" just doesn't sound right haha!

[champ1966]

You might be an SK fan if your anniversary is the date you joined SKMB,not the date you met your partner mines in 2 days YEY

[Shasta]

"An" just doesn't sound right haha!

The ONLY reason I know this is because we had a HUGE debate at my last job when I wrote "a SLA" and this snotty girl got all indignant about my grammar and we had to look it up. She was right. :oops:

But now I know so I'm sharing the knowledge. When using an acronym you use what the the letter sounds like. "S" sounds like "es" so you'd have to use "an." If it was something like "DEA," where the "D" sounds like "dee" you would use "a."

It's weird, I know.

[blunthead]

UMBASKF if you have a wrought iron fence with bats.

" if you named your kids Jake, Oy, and The Crimson King and your kids are girls.

" if you lose sleep over who will play Roland in the eventual DT movie.

" if you plan to travel cross country for a weekend party in Bangor.

[tenngolfer]

You might be an SK fan if you just bought a poster of him pointing a shotgun, with a demand to study.

[Terry B]

You might be an SK fan if you see crows everywhere and you think you're being followed by Randall Flagg! (This really happens)

[JordyVerrill]

If your username on nearly every online community you belong to is "Jordy Verrill".

[Mojo*mofo]

If every time you see a crow, you immediately think "Gorg".

[kingricefan]

The ONLY reason I know this is because we had a HUGE debate at my last job when I wrote "a SLA" and this snotty girl got all indignant about my grammar and we had to look it up. She was right. :oops:

But now I know so I'm sharing the knowledge. When using an acronym you use what the the letter sounds like. "S" sounds like "es" so you'd have to use "an." If it was something like "DEA," where the "D" sounds like "dee" you would use "a."

It's weird, I know.

One of the joys of our English language!!

[Shasta]

UMBASKF if you have a wrought iron fence with bats.


" if you plan to travel cross country for a weekend party in Bangor.

True, my friend. Very true.

[carrie's younger brother]

If your username on nearly every online community you belong to is "Jordy Verrill".

Or "carrie's younger brother." :wink2:

[Milica]

You might be a SK fan if you have Marsten's house on desktop...and if you dream a sequel of IT and if you want to have house designed like Rose Red mantion...

[GNTLGNT]

...you keep getting thorns in your ear from sticking it into roses, listening for "the song"....

[Terry B]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you refresh your page every five minutes (or more) to see how Jake is doing with his tree.

You made me look! :glare:

[not_nadine]

Or you wish your name really was Nadine.

[king family fan]

if you look around your house and you see decor with a King theme..

[jacobtlong]

You might be an SK fan if you remember the Gary Busey appreciation thread.

[blunthead]

UMBASKF if you really think the Rock Bottom Remainders sound good.

" if you are both reading and studying the FAQs.

" if you find yourself mysteriously uncomfortable around adverbs.

" you avoid clearings.

[kingzeppelin]

You might be an SK Fan if you answer Johnny Cash to every question when playing Trivial Pursuit.

[Christiane17]

You might be a SK fan if you used to hate seeing a mouse around, and because of The Green Mile's Mister Jingle, you end up loving them to bits...not in your house of course, but in movies and other places. :)

[Neesy]

You might be a SK fan if you used to hate seeing a mouse around, and because of The Green Mile's Mister Jingle, you end up loving them to bits...not in your house of course, but in movies and other places. :)
Yeah - I felt pretty sorry for that one we found in the basement. My two Siamese cats must have had fun with him before they put him out of his "Misery" :laugh:

[champ1966]

You might be an SK Fan if you answer Johnny Cash to every question when playing Trivial Pursuit.

Unless the question is "What popular country and western singer had hits with A Boy Named Sue,Folsom Prison Blues and numerous other ****kicking songs?"

[LongTallSally]

...if you say Thankee Big-Big without thinking of it, and the store clerks look at you like your cheese has slipped off your cracker.

...if his stories work like bedtime stories and help you sleep better at night.

...if you wear your T-shirt from the Haven Foundation's Cafe Press store, even though it's full of holes and you're determined to wear it until it is indecent to wear it anymore.

[Shasta]

....You're at work discussing Secret Santa gifts with your coworkers and one says, "I'd get you something Stephen King related but I think you HAVE everything."

[kingzeppelin]

You might be an SK fan if when walking on the beach you don't look for shells but free standing Doors.

[GNTLGNT]

....continually watch the SAME Western over and over...

....obsess over any house that sits on a hill...

....you understand what the term "meteor shi*!" means...

....you've been asked to leave and never return to Red Lobster, because you just come in and stand at the salt water tank going "Dud-a-chik, Dum-a-chum?"....

[Sundrop]

....
....you've been asked to leave and never return to Red Lobster, because you just come in and stand at the salt water tank going "Dud-a-chik, Dum-a-chum?"....

I told you to stop doing that......

[kingzeppelin]

You might not be a SK Fan if you have a pet toilet trained Bear that comes in from the Woods to use the indoors facilities!

[blunthead]

UMBASKF if you name trains.

" if your favorite word is "commala".

" if you can't recycle your Noz-a-La cans because they come from a different world.

[doowopgirl]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you get the sniffles and worry about an epidemic.

[gniknehpets]

UMBASKF if you understood this thread and these posts and didn't think everyone here has lost their marbles...:laugh:

[GNTLGNT]

...you look forward to rat shootin' season at the dump...
...you spray Reddi-Whip on the jowls of your St. Bernard, and send it to the neighbors house "just to see their faces"....
...you "water" your garden the same way they did in The Gunslinger, but don't understand why the cops got called...
...you go to classic car shows, and annoy the participants-by wandering the rows hollering "Christine!!!...Where are you!??"....

[blunthead]

...you are morbid of razors.

...you've et raw meat.

[kingricefan]

...you look forward to rat shootin' season at the dump...
...you spray Reddi-Whip on the jowls of your St. Bernard, and send it to the neighbors house "just to see their faces"....
...you "water" your garden the same way they did in The Gunslinger, but don't understand why the cops got called...
...you go to classic car shows, and annoy the participants-by wandering the rows hollering "Christine!!!...Where are you!??"....

Thank you, Giant, I NEEDED the laughs!!!! You have my award today!! :rofl: I greatly enjoy the Reddi-whip one!!

[KJ Norrbotten]

..you watch reruns of Murder She Wrote, just because of the few lines spoken in Maine accent.

[king family fan]

if you have no teeth and all you want is Stephen King related things.
if you look look for Stephen king ideas no matter where you are.

[fushingfeef]

You might be a SK fan if my user name makes any sense to you.

[GNTLGNT]

....if you've ever driven your travel agent batshi* insane, asking her to book you a trip to the "Territories"...

[Shasta]

You might be a SK fan if my user name makes any sense to you.

There are two statements I randomly yell at my husband to freak him out:
"Dad-a-chum, did-a-chick"
and
"Fushing feef!!"

Though after 10 years it freaks him out.

So I guess my new YMBASKFI is - you randomly yell weird SK things at your husband to freak him out.

[kingzeppelin]

..you keep "forgetting the face of your Father."
Or is that just me going senile?

[kingricefan]

....you have to get a bigger house to store all of your SK books.......

[Spideyman]

..... you go bonkers cause you wireless is not working and you can't be on the SKMB.

......if you write in acronyms such as : AWSS/AWGNTLGNTS/ DFTT and so forth.

[mjs9153]

if you charge and store a spare cell phone battery,and seatbelt cutter,in the center console of your vehicle,so you can summon non crazy help in the event you slide off the road into a ditch during a snowstorm..thanks for the help annie,but no thanks..:wink2:

[guido tkp]

true story...i 'rescued' a st bernard pup 30 odd year back...for the first 3 weeks, his name was cujo...my friends and family all hated it...i caved in and changed it, sadly

umbaskfi....you answer the phone, loudly 'TALK TO ME !' (does not work well with grandparents :blush: )

...when people cough or sneeze, you say ' keep away, capt'n trips !'

...when you do something evil, despicable, you grin (evily/despicably) and whisper gratingly 'we all float down here !'

...if whenever someone p!$$es you off...you wiggle your finger and say 'redrum..REDRUM !'

...when you explain something simple to someone , you give 'em a dull look and say " d-o-r-...that spells door, ayuh !'

...the only baseball cap you've worn in the last 10-15 years is one with unka stevies name and picture on it !

[hipmamajen]

YMBASKFI:

M-O-O-N spells absolutely everything you'd ever need to spell.

You might be an SKMB fan if: You check in here before you even get a wink of sleep after nearly dying in the OR, because you HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO tell all the SK Aunties and Uncles that their new nephew is here and everyone is in (pretty much) good shape! I love you guys!

[champ1966]

..you watch reruns of Murder She Wrote, just because of the few lines spoken in Maine accent.

YMBASKFI...You wish it was called "Redrum he wrote"

[SilentRob]

- You might be a Stephen King fan if you are too scared to walk past gutters, for fear of Pennywise (this happened to me after reading It)
- You might be a Stephen King fan if instead of saying you have a cold, you say you have Captain Trips
- You might be a Stephen King fan if you say that M-O-O-N spells every word imaginable
- You might be a Stephen King fan if when you watched Prometheus, the first thing you thought of when the Engineers were seen on the ship, you thought of when Bobbi and Gard found the Tommyknockers
- You might be a Stephen King fan if your stay at a hotel demands a reference to The Shining

[GNTLGNT]

...you took up driving a big rig with a huge old Halloween mask on the front...

[blunthead]

..... you go bonkers cause you wireless is not working and you can't be on the SKMB.

......if you write in acronyms such as : AWSS/AWGNTLGNTS/ DFTT and so forth.U mean ASF.

[king family fan]

If your bank count is so low..it is calling you an a33hole.

[kingricefan]

....when someone asks you how you're doing and you reply 'SSDD!!!!!!' :laugh:

[blunthead]

UMBASKF if you rate vampires.

" if you like ghosts, and let them win sometimes.

" if you won't own a stationary bike.

" if the sight of a Porta Pottie gives you deja vu.

[KJ Norrbotten]

..you refuse to check into a hotel, since their only vacant rooms are 217 and 1408.

[Autumn Gust]

... if chilled beverages served in clear glasses freak you out because you know the Long Boy is watching you.

[doowopgirl]

I just had to throw this in. You might be a Stephen KIng fan if you go into Taco Bell and order a gunslinger burrito.

[GNTLGNT]

...your favorite libation is Red Rum......

[GNTLGNT]

...you plant/construct a topiary maze in your backyard for the kids instead of a swing-set...

...your partner has grown weary of your annoying habit of busting down doors, and shrieking "HERE'S JOHNNY!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear...

...someone mentions "shine" and your thoughts DON'T automatically go to "white lightning"...

...your wife is due in six weeks, and you are frantically searching for a shadowy/mysterious club in which she can labor & deliver...

...you keep waiting with bated breath for the special "self-cannibalization" episode of Survivor...

[kingzeppelin]

..when you come across a Lost Pet Poster you are immediately on the look out for Low Men.

[blunthead]

...you keep waiting with bated breath for the special "self-cannibalization" episode of Survivor...:rofl::y:

[GNTLGNT]

....your spouse isn't very good at doing the laundry, so you've nicknamed them "The Mangler"....

...you get the heebie-jeebies everytime you walk past a bag of plastic army men in the toy aisle...

...the neighbors are bit perturbed at your penchant for cutting your grass naked...

...you run screaming like a little girl when you happen upon an organ grinder and his monkey(OK, maybe that's just me)...

...every time you take a drive in the country...rock strewn fields seem to be calling to you...

[AnnaMarie]

...you run screaming like a little girl when you happen upon an organ grinder and his monkey(OK, maybe that's just me)...



http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1300032--ikea-monkey-meme-goes-vivirally (http://www.stephenking.com/forums/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thestar.com%2F news%2Fgta%2Farticle%2F1300032--ikea-monkey-meme-goes-vivirally)

I must admit, when I first heard about the Ikea monkey I did think about SK. I guess that means I am a fan.

[Moderator]

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1300032--ikea-monkey-meme-goes-vivirally (http://www.stephenking.com/forums/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thestar.com%2F news%2Fgta%2Farticle%2F1300032--ikea-monkey-meme-goes-vivirally)

I must admit, when I first heard about the Ikea monkey I did think about SK. I guess that means I am a fan.

Didn't read through all of them but some of the photoshopped comments are hilarious. :biggrin2:

[GNTLGNT]

Didn't read through all of them but some of the photoshopped comments are hilarious. :biggrin2:

...this one is my favorite...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/187xpgbuewov2jpg/original.jpg

[GNTLGNT]

...if you describe your follicularlly challenged Medical Practitioner as "the little bald doctor"...

...you go to Cracker Barrel and ask the confused waitress-"So, tell me-you still make your own biscuit?"....

...you don't look for Timmy down the well, but Dolores's ex....

...your parish priest wonders why you keep referring to him as "Father O'Dim"....

...you think it's hilarious to grab a set of crutches and lurch around the neighborhood muttering "Rip, Rip!"...

[kingzeppelin]

....if when against all the odds you overcome an opponent, you punch the sky and shout "I Duddits!"

[blunthead]

...you hear the word "functions" and instantly think of a robot.

...you know what "Duddits", "SSDD", and "DFTT" mean.

[GNTLGNT]

...you wish YOUR car's odometer would roll backwards and fix that dent that "someone else"(nudge, nudge/wink/wink)put there...

...oddly enough-Tom Gordon is YOUR favorite player AND you root for the Rd Sox, and you don't even know what a "three finger splitter" is....

...you drop a note to the Audobon Society to let them know-"the sparrows are flying again"....

...you think Pat Sajak should change his name to Johnny Smith....

...you keep trying to light your BBQ with mind power only....

...

[staropeace]

You check the weather to see if there is to be a starkblast in the forecast. You figure it be best to get a throcket of billybubbers just to be safe and get angry when they laught at you at the pet store.

[GNTLGNT]

...I'm a fan of THIS pic....my favorite-ist ever...

http://www.followingthenerd.com/site/wp-content/uploads/StephenKing.jpg

[they all float down here]

lol

[they all float down here]

you might be a SK fan if you have a tattoo of SK on your nack

[danie]

My Favorite of Him:
16537

[danie]

Oops, I think I was off the subject with that picture, but he just looks so darn cute.:blush:

[kingricefan]

...I'm a fan of THIS pic....my favorite-ist ever...

http://www.followingthenerd.com/site/wp-content/uploads/StephenKing.jpg

Thank you for this one, friend! I really needed a laugh today and you came thru. Thanks! PS- what's the title of the book on SK's desk????????

[LongTallSally]

You might be an SK fan if when faced with the decision to either take shelter or face the fear, you think to yourself, 'What would Roland do?'

Yep, for real.

[guido tkp]

...when unwrapping the next diaper, you proclaim in your best hick voice 'aw, meteor sh!+ "

prolly shouldn't lick your fingers, tho...jus' sayin'

[GNTLGNT]

Thank you for this one, friend! I really needed a laugh today and you came thru. Thanks! PS- what's the title of the book on SK's desk????????

...I wondered that as well....that is the heart of a small boy in the background though methinks...

[blunthead]

Thank you for this one, friend! I really needed a laugh today and you came thru. Thanks! PS- what's the title of the book on SK's desk????????I believe the title includes the word "catacombs".

[ConstantReader1973]

Your first inclination is to greet people with "Hile", then you realize they would look at you funny, and when faced with something difficult, you tell yourself to "Strap on".

[fushingfeef]

...I wondered that as well....that is the heart of a small boy in the background though methinks...

That's a galley copy of John Farris' Catacombs novel, published in 1981.

[GNTLGNT]

...you know more about the layout of Castle Rock and the people there, than you do your own town...

[blunthead]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

[GNTLGNT]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

...or where you can buy earphones JUST LIKE THAT!...

[GNTLGNT]

That's a galley copy of John Farris' Catacombs novel, published in 1981.

...thanks Bob, my inquiring mind can go back on lunchbreak now...

[GNTLGNT]

...dust bunnies scare the beejabbers out of you....

...every time you contract a case of explosive flatulence, you worry that you're hosting a sh** weasel....

...you like making ladders out of linen napkins....

...everytime you open your car trunk, you're secretly hoping for an alternate reality to show up....

...storm drains scare the crap out of you...

[fushingfeef]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

...you've actually read the book on his desk.

[kingricefan]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

That would be me!!!!!!! :rofl:

[GNTLGNT]

...you keep checking Craig's List for a dead black Toronado....

...you go to parent/teacher conferences, but are afraid to use the restroom in the basement....

...you wonder why Web MD has no listing for "doctor bugs"....

...you buy an old milk delivery truck, and start dropping off fun things on your neighbors porches....

...you get po'ed because you Tom Tom GPS doesn't have Mrs. Todd's Shortcut in memory...

...

[champ1966]

YMBASKFI if you think the most famous Scott isn't the one of the Antarctic

[blunthead]

...your favorite Steely Dan song is "Hey Nineteen".

...you feel ashamed when you can't answer a Stephen King trivia question no matter how obscure.

...you spend all night long in the Social Groups.

[king family fan]

... every letter you write is to stephen King but you never send them.
... your sons cat is Church and he eats the kids posters off the wall and hes still here

[GNTLGNT]

YMBASKFI if you think the most famous Scott isn't the one of the Antarctic

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/images/scott_robert_falcon.jpg..."thanks for the long and woolies Mom!"....

[GNTLGNT]

...monkeys playing cymbals cause you inadvertent loss of bowel function....

...My Pretty Pony is much deeper than a nauseating cartoon....

...you dump a quart of oil into the water off the float in the lake, and then push your buddy in-just to see if he gets chomped....

...when somebody says "REainy Season"...you get a hankerin' for deep fried frogs legs....

...any time you see a pair of battered tennis shoes under a stall door in the mens room...your bladder explodes....

[Mary19]

...if you think this thread is totally eventual.

[SharonC]

...You were all packed to go to Boulder.

[blunthead]

...if you capitalize the word "moderator" elsewhere.

...if you avoid your cell phone.

[staropeace]

If some of your most precious friends are named Marsha, Spidey, Gntlgnt, Blunthead, Todash, Pat In The Hat, Jellybean Jay,Ally and too many more to mention.

[blunthead]

If some of your most precious friends are named Marsha, Spidey, Gntlgnt, Blunthead, Todash, Pat In The Hat, Jellybean Jay,Ally and too many more to mention.
You left out staro. :love:

[GNTLGNT]

You left out staro. :love:

...and if aforementioned folk are like the family you WISH you had...whether they wear pants or not....

[Ela]

...and
you might be a fan of the SK Fans when you come here every-now-and-then to read what they have to say and admire this long lasting friendships that were born here, on the fundaments of the Kingdom of Horror. This message board is the best book to read.
:love:

[GNTLGNT]

...you have become a Glen Miller Orchestra/swing dancing zealot....

[king family fan]

if you want to play under the streets in the sewer with your friend Pennywise.

[champ1966]

If everytime someone says that something's been done,you mutter under your breath "done,bun can't be undone"

[LongTallSally]

...you see a dreamcatcher tattoo on someone's leg and all you can think is 'I Duddits!'

[GNTLGNT]

...every time you get near railroad tracks, you look for dead bodies...

[kingricefan]

if you want to play under the streets in the sewer with your friend Pennywise.

When I first read this I thought it said 'sheets'......... Gave myself a shock and a chuckle! :laugh:

[MadamMack]

You cuss anybody out if they say you're crazy for being a fan. A few weeks ago a friend was at my house . . . well, she may no longer be my friend . . . I’m cool with that.

Anyway she was checking out my books and saw my collection of King books and she snatched one off the shelf and shook it at me and said I was crazy for reading such horror . . . said it would give me nightmares. I snapped on her azz big time and almost told her to 'get to steppin!' I told her that the only horror he wrote about was that of the true darkness that can lurk in the human spirit. Then I told her to stop touching my damn books!

[GNTLGNT]

...you petition to have yer name changed to "Ima Billy Bumbler", Esq....

...you're harassing the Japanese Government to officially change the name of one of their bullet trains to "Blaine"...

[GNTLGNT]

...your last name is Farson, and you vehemently object to your in-laws asking you to use the family name "John"...and they say, "but, but, but-he was a good man!"...

[GNTLGNT]

...you keep posting things, even after interest seems to have fallen off...:cool2:

[GNTLGNT]

...you get uneasy anytime a man in yellow clothing is in your vicinity...

[fushingfeef]

...you think you might have a good shot at winning the Long Walk.
...refrigerator magnets shaped like letters make you nervous.
...you use catchphrases from this message board in real life.

[blunthead]

...no matter his name, you call your bartender "Lloyd".

[GNTLGNT]

...no matter his name, you call your bartender "Lloyd".

...and MAYBE every St. Bernard ISN'T a "good dog"....

[blunthead]

...you figure Jack is dull.

[GNTLGNT]

....and every grizzly bear is manufactured by North Central Positronics.....

[kingricefan]

You have 'forspecial' plates in the cupboard!!

[GNTLGNT]

...you hire a personal assistant named Joanne, but insist she call herself "Marsha"....

[king family fan]

You think your animals came out of Pet sematary. Even when they are on their best behavior.

[GNTLGNT]

...everytime you squish a spider, you pretend your helping Roland vanquish a foe...

[blunthead]

...you type RBR instead of BRB.

[GNTLGNT]

...M-O-O-N spells all kind of things in your world...

[Autumn Gust]

... the word "Derry" stirs up warm, fuzzy memories because of all the evil that's occured there.

... if you could AFFORD a lake house, you'd have to call it "__________ Laughs" because "Sara Laughs" is just too cool a name not to use in SOME way.

... you advocate for "arthritis" to be officially renamed "dry twist" because that term is a heck a lot more pleasing to the ear.

... lost pet posters make you visualize Anthony Hopkins on the lam to a great sixties soundtrack.

... you feel shortchanged because Henry Leyden isn't YOUR neighbor, instead of the boring chump who actually IS.

[king family fan]

M-O-O-N spells everything,in my world. M_O-O-N spells everything not in my world! I think Iam a fan!M-o-o-n

[GNTLGNT]

...cornfields in general give you the willies...

[blunthead]

...if the highlight of your month was when you told that person that the movies The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, and Stand By Me are based on sK books.

[kingricefan]

You've been saving up money to buy a Takuro Spirit!

[GNTLGNT]

...you just don't understand why your resume to the Tet Corporation keeps getting mailed back "Return To Sender, Address Unknown"....

[king family fan]

You decide to move everyone out of your house for room to put in King things.You know you need your king space.

[kingricefan]

You decide to move everyone out of your house for room to put in King things.You know you need your king space.

This is why I live alone. :laugh: I'm like Burgess Meredith in that Twilight Zone episode- walking around looking at and touching all my King-ly treasures........

[GNTLGNT]

...you wear dark suits, sunglasses, pack a gun you call the "Windsucker", and tell everyone you work for "The Shop"...

[KJ Norrbotten]

..And still he doesn't have a clue when you try to order a "Martian".

[GNTLGNT]

....you ak if that sushi is a "tooter fish" roll....

[blunthead]

...you know how to spell "Nozz-A-La" and where to find it.

[champ1966]

....When you're on your Summer holidays,and you've been asleep on the beach.You check to see how many fingers you have left when you wake up

[GNTLGNT]

...you OWN the SK Trivia category on Jeopardy...

[Jojo87]

You live near a road where is driving trucks back and forth every five or ten minutes. And even more if you have a cat in
the house that like to cross that same road every now and then. Thank goodness the cat are little afraid of big
vehicles. And every truck drive speeding.

[GNTLGNT]

...you put a pet boneyard on your property, and charge your friends to drag "Scrappy" and "Muffy" through...but they have to sign an "after-life/after-effects" waiver...

[champ1966]

....even though you're nearly 47.when someone tells you to "shut up".You reply "I don't shut up,I grow up.And when I look at you I throw up"

And you hope that some day you'll get the reply back of "Then your mother goes around the corner and licks it up"

[BoogieWoogie]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you check the storage closet at work for a time portal to 1958.

[GNTLGNT]

...you avoid buying paintings at yard sales...

[blunthead]

...without explaining yourself you throw out your son's Army men.

[GNTLGNT]

...your daily workout consists of walking on high-rise window ledges...

[Anni M]

In 1985, after reading IT, I swore that I'd name my son Ben (if I had any kids at all, that is) because of his sweet honest character. 12 years later, I gave birth to Benjamin Peter.
My husband had no say in the matter. :)

[blunthead]

In 1985, after reading IT, I swore that I'd name my son Ben (if I had any kids at all, that is) because of his sweet honest character. 12 years later, I gave birth to Benjamin Peter.
My husband had no say in the matter. :)What a coincidence, his name was Benjamin!

[GNTLGNT]

...fog/mist just freaks the livin' bejabbers out of ya...

[kingricefan]

Your favorite song is 'Someone Saved My Life Tonight' by Elton John..... (and now that it's in your head, I shall take my leave)

[GNTLGNT]

...you keep the heart of a small boy in a jar on YOUR desk too!...

[jussupoff]

When you see a lone crow, and the first thought that enters your mind is "Gorg"

[GNTLGNT]

...you not only know what "Nozz-A-La" Cola is, you can't for the life of you understand why Akmal at the corner 7/11 doesn't stock it...

[Kati33]

You honestly do want to name a daughter Eluria and argue with yourself that it is fine because it was the name of the town and isn't creepy because of the little sisters. And that is one SK story you won't encourage your husband to read because then he will veto the name. He also has no say in the fact that our next dog's registered name will be Roland's Quest with the call name of Oy.

[blunthead]

...you hear someone use the word "caca" and you think they have a stutter.

[champ1966]

Your favorite song is 'Someone Saved My Life Tonight' by Elton John..... (and now that it's in your head, I shall take my leave)

Prefer the Midworld version of "Hey Jude" myself

[GNTLGNT]

....if you have haters coming out of the woodwork over an essay YOU wrote....