Maine man assaults wife, "sort of"

[tenngolfer]

I caught this article Sunday night. Definitely a strange court case.
http://www.inquisitr.com/410889/man-jailed-for-assaulting-wife-with-penis-after-she-refused-sex/

[Moderator]

Was only half listening when they reported this on the news. Now that I know the whole story, I'm shaking my head even more but not sure if it's about the man's behavior or the woman going to Pakistan to meet a man she met on the internet. ay yi yi

[Neesy]

I caught this article Sunday night. Definitely a strange court case.
http://www.inquisitr.com/410889/man-jailed-for-assaulting-wife-with-penis-after-she-refused-sex/ (http://www.stephenking.com/forums/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inquisitr.com% 2F410889%2Fman-jailed-for-assaulting-wife-with-penis-after-she-refused-sex%2F)

He took his penis out and "hit her with it"? hmmm - sounds like he was frustrated that that was all he could do with it. Gee - I wonder if it hurt? Thanks for the chuckle!

[tenngolfer]

I usually associate the word "assault" with " a fist, gun, knife" etc.. Since the weapon is akin to the sandwich throwing on earlier threads, this seems more like a case of mental anguish, or disgust.

[blunthead]

What they don't tell you which is amazing is that she was in bed at the time and he was in the bathroom.

[Out of Order]

What they don't tell you which is amazing is that she was in bed at the time and he was in the bathroom.

:rofl:

[Neesy]

What they don't tell you which is amazing is that she was in bed at the time and he was in the bathroom.

Did he use it kinda like a lasso? No wonder she refused!

[Sepia and Dust]

Had a smart-mouthed but otherwise good-natured kid in the Navy who loved to trashtalk. One day, Mark got tired of being mouthed off to and moved all the chairs out of Snipes berthing to make a wrestling area. They messed around for a while before Mark pinned the kid to the deck and sat on his chest... then Mark whipped out his pecker and face-spanked the kid with it.

I'd like to say that the kid was a little less mouthy after that, but he wasn't.

[GNTLGNT]

...gee, seems like everybody really got a hard-on for this story...

[Neesy]

"They messed around for a while before Mark pinned the kid to the deck and sat on his chest... then Mark whipped out his pecker and face-spanked the kid with it." - this is why I am glad I was in the Air Force. Cannot imagine that happening on an Air Base. You "hairy bags" as we used to call Navy guys have a lot of chutzpah!!

[nate_watkins]

I wonder how the arrest went. Did he try to resist arrest using the same 'weapon'?

[GNTLGNT]

I wonder how the arrest went. Did he try to resist arrest using the same 'weapon'?

...if it's like some fellas...it's only a "single shot" firearm anyway...

[jacobtlong]

You'd have thought she would have seen the penis coming in time and managed to avoid the deathly blow. :wink2: